07/04/2015

Gossip

Gossip = Girls. Please Stand Up !

Gossip is an ancient form of art to articulate what's necessarily be of no relevance, urgency or oh god damn anyone's business. Primarily, the genes are dominant in females species and recessive in male species. However, it has been found the recessive genes activate under the effect of ethanol in company of other male species and a plate of chicken tikka as centre of gravity. 

Even in Dar-E-Salaam Museum (Tanzania), i chose to gossip
with a monkey man and by default repeat
"Swear, you don't tell it to anyone" !
If you can't produce a baby, you go get it done through fertility centers. 

But if you can't gossip, you are less of a women or lady in making i must say. 

However, the effect of ethanol do speed up the gossip sessions in female species too and a dash of uncontrollable laughter, some dumb charade in the background and let your hair down affect. 

A working single women talk about her boss (worst is she too is a woman), boyfriends or the other showing thumbs down to another beautiful woman in office. A married women talks about her MIL, her husband and how marriage has changed their honey moon period, stop it yaar !

However, the safest bet to gossip is men. I can say that with 10 strong years of experience of my boyfriend and now husband. Because with a beer mug in one hand, tv remote in another, he can't have his ears functioning properly but nodding oh hell yes. 

Next morning he won't even remember the names of the people that i have gossiped about, forget about let alone do match the following with faces. And the beauty is having a gossip session with husbands instead of girlfriends it that with your life partner there is never a dull moment. No fear of 'being judged', 'what will he/she think of me' and cent percent surety of confidentiality. 

For me, 

G for Gossip.

G for Girl.

G for Graduation in Gossiping..Gasp !

Share your incidence of turning into a Gossip Girl or missing them when they are not around !

13 comments:

  1. Hahahaha!.
    This is too funny. Your blog introduction is hilarious! Thanks for sharing,

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    1. Thanks for the compliment Goddess ! I mus jump to your blog to find what you are up to :)

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  2. I am proud to be a gossip girl--It is they who are my stress busters for all times!!!

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    1. Specially during happy hours ;0 and night out !

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  3. Loved your post and found it very humorous and tongue in cheek. I truly strive not to gossip and have been known to walk away when it starts or to make a statement so as to shut it down.
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    1. Exactly, on one actually know from where the gossip begins !

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    1. Thanks Ananya and sorry for such a late reply. How you doing !

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  5. Very funny! And very true - my husband also listens to all my gossip, but doesn't HEAR any of it! :)

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    1. Hahah i know. They just pretend to enjoy all that dramatic conversation we strike. !

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  6. Ha Ha HA .. suh a relaxing post and DM , its genetically proven also that we girls have an extra X which is responsible for chattering aka gossiping ! .. from where - a little birdie told em :D :D

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    1. Hahah so true. That extra X chromosome makes us and Ace and others ass ! hahah Thanks for dropping in.

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