14/08/2014

Deaf Mamma at the Gym - Part 2

But one fine day.

This hot bod female in her body hugging t-shirt, shorts and primary school girl like waist came in.

I could hear the announcement, self proclaimed gym instructor is thrown from her ivory tower of  fitness and the obese protégés can go and join new master trainer. And in no time, I-thought-so loyal uncle and aunty was checking the new chick for tips - muted but eyes rooted, of course. Yes, in South India, you do whatever but you have to meditate - means - keep your mouth shut all the time. Be it gym, lift, department store, changing room, ladies spa, steam room, swimming pool, bhajan, keertan. 

Empty vessels are not allowed to make sound and filled ones don't bother of what you think of them or they practice yoga.

Saans andar kheenchiye, bahar chodiye. Heheh




And that's when you are not in Europe, yet they behave in such highly self disciplinarian manner. What I don't understand that see western countries have low population density. But we are Indians. We are born amidst so many people and this multiplier effect continues while we are brought up, grew up, our 50 students class rooms, married in another big big family until our death. Like, we are so attuned to seeing people and giving in to senseless talk.

Or bhabhi ji, bade chamak rahe ho aaj? Kahan jaa rahe ho aap?

Or Beta re, yeh shirt thodi choti nahi hai tumhari. Preeti ki pehan li hai kya ?

Or Hey Da ! Oh ! Really, when ? (Bangalore youth lingo)

I mean totally no yaariyan talk in our gym. This "muted and rooted look" more than often makes me feel or fall out of the place. Still, no matter what, I do, after a few minutes of niceties I either behave like them, depends on mood or look for exit.  See, I am a Northie , a Libran, an extrovert and a woman. In short, I don't mind striking a friendship with anybody or everybody.

Mujhse fraanship karoge, bus Daady ko ni batana please.

Anyways, I haven't lost an inch, I consoled myself for my two lost followers. But look at her, dude.. To satisfy my sports-woe-manship I told myself, I am athletic and she is svelte - so you can't compare two body types. Logical thinking no J factor, what so ever.

And see, I can't diet. I am a connoisseur of food, taste, fine dining with eclectic mix of cuisines. What does she know about it?

Hunnh !

Yes, a woman can go to any extent to justify how she looks and how the most prettiest, fittest girl on earth is anything but dirt for her - if it really comes to comparisons. I guess the last sentence is kind of GK about the fairer sex and you ought to know it.

So.

I chose to ignore her.

To be continued...

2 comments:

  1. I love your line"I am northie,a Libran,an extrovert and a woman! I mean I so want to steal it!!! And say I am northie,an Arian,an extrovert,a woman and I am Chetna!! You have made blogging fun for us fun for all!! Keep writing dear and yes these gym memories are not so uncommon in this country as well and very well said we women can justify any damn thing on this earth😜

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    1. Hi Chets, i wonder in your part of the world gyming is more common than brushing teeths and the stories will be more wild :p lol

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